I'll let you in on a secret. These posts are exactly one hundred words each. And another thing. Look at the first letter for each day. See a pattern?
Don't tell anyone if you don't! They'll think there's something wrong with you, and whisk you away to an annoying doctor.
This writing takes focus. I couldn't do it if there were something wrong with me.
I will take the test over again. I told Celia that. She said I've taken it three times, and gotten it wrong every time.
I don't know when she decided to start lying to me.