22 August 2011
Exact Transcript of a Voice Mail Message I Received This Weekend
Yes, hello there, this message is for Gary. Your number was given to me by Natalie, regarding your boas and pythons and so on and so forth. My name is Joanne, and we were looking to meet and talk about the possibility of using one of your
skates snakes for a couple of events. I am looking for an albino python if that's possible. My number is [redacted]. There is a cell phone number I'm going to call if that's okay, because this is a bit time-related and I'm excited to talk to you. Thanks so much.
My name is not Gary; I do not have an albino python. I hope Joanne found the albino python she desired when she called that cell phone number.