I am not usually quite this hilarious

Dave and I went to see Kick-Ass tonight. (In a word: amazing! Run and see it now! Go!) One of the trailers was for The Expendables, of which I was not previously aware.



At the end of it I turned to Dave and said: "I didn't know they made a sequel to The Bucket List."

Can I get a rim shot?

I need one of these

Oil Master's Brain!

Voop

My short story, "Voop", is up today at Everyday Weirdness. I could not be more proud to have scored April Fool's Day for this publication. It seems so...appropriate to the story. Thank you, Mr. Lilly, for your fabulous collection of weirdness!